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HI!! I'm sharpestteen. Sharp, shart, shape, shingles.. call me whatever, I don't gaf! I got bored and decided to impulsively make a site, so here WE (yes, WE, me AND YOU) are. Click on those teeny tiny tabs up above this text to look around and learn a bit about me. Have fun, dude!!